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eerr… i tot “The funky ‘adults only’ chatbox will disappear”
-_-”

and i also tot this was suppose to be a “no-nonsense-stev’sspiritual-soulsearching-enlighting-oneselfandothersmaybe-newblog”
hence my goodbyes in the old cbox >_

AHAH!! I’m pleased with how obedient stev is to me… Although I DID threaten to stuff YJ into your arse…but who knows? You might have been aiming for that…

@sneexe: Let’s make WGH rape YJ through all his orifices at once!! That would be fun!!

@weisionggoh: You can run, but you can’t hide!! I promise not to let YJ rape you if you’ll stay obedient and let me put this leash on you. *cackle*

@stev: I seriously, honestly, TRULY doubt weisionggoh will want to see me… I give people nightmares…and maybe a few wet dreams… mwahahahahahahaha

@YungJie: Go ballistic, dude!! Let’s see how much you can taint this blog! (^_____^)b

@chao: Isn’t it fun how I can scare people even without using my voice? And I’m trying to figure out a way to smuggle myself into Japan, become a seiyuu and marry Yusa Koji! Any ideas? XD

@stev woops sorry bro.. tat was the impression ur msg at stev.blogspot gave me

@sneexe: i tot stev ate something bad n got bored of our quirky behaviour

@meich: dont get me wrong.. i m just messing around i wont mind seeing u around anytime.. and no nightmares just laughs ^_^

@Everyone: Last 1 to taint tis blog is a rotten plushievibe®

@stev: can change a few things on this bloggie? Text size – larger please…my grandma eyesight make me read thing wrongly. Can you change the posters name to the top? Very weird to read everything, then see who wrote it…and have to read again ^_^;;

@WSG: really? Then it’s a date!! I make you change your mind…scare youso badly you’ll become allergic to Penang XD

@chao: you’re not giving me ideas!! I need ideas to carry out my diabolical plans of Yusa Koji domination!! And…uh…. ……uh….. I’m helping HMoYM out…yeah…that’s right… just lending a helping hand….yeah….

I propose Stev to put up a warning/disclaimer/whatever for the chats. i think we all could very well scare of other fans of his upon realizing the zero susbstance contained here. tsk tsk, what kind of ppl are these and that’s the end of us/blog or another migration!!!

btw, what happen to Yungjie? Havent tainted this blog yet!

WSG- if you date her, do let me know which persona she’s behaving!

Mecih & Chao – actually i was thinking more of a friendly “Blog-tainters” gathering then a date actually :-S

then again… wats the defination of a date? do frens date? coz i date stev all the time.. rite stev?

yes it can!! he luvs XXL PlushieVibes® too !!

*blushes*
pls dont make it so obvious chao especially when u mentioned “..and more” :”>

aww… its ok.. another time then ^^

@stev: I will be back on saturday evening about 6pm!! my parents will be outstation… can u pick me up darling?

or we can go straight to dotaing

Stev: You will become my willing/unwilling companion for sat & sun makan trip around penang! i got a couple friends coming down from KL to explore penang food…

WOW FINALLY!! I CAN READ AGAIN!!
*removes super thick glases*

wow…I don’t know where to continue from……

@stev: Wonderful new layout!! Lovin’ it, darlin’!

@sneexe: I AM sweet and nice!! Always have been, always will be…

@chao: Oi! How can u go back to KL without seeing me? *puts on highest screechy voice* BEEEEETCH!! Btw, am I dating WSG? Am I? Ooh…OK then…I’m dating WSG *nods but eyes are @_@*

@YungJie: What’s up dude? You’re awfully quiet… I’ll return WSG back to you if you’re sulking….

P/S: HMoYM stands for Harem Mistress of Yaoi Manslaves!!

She asked me to tell you guys that….coz she’s got a harem….and a whip…and leather clothing….and she’s staring at me now as I type…coz I’m taking up her typing space >.>
*hides*

Stev: Here’s the link to the original HMoYM post back in the old blog

yes, the one with the whopping 44 (nonsensical) comments in reply…

WARNING: NOT WORK SAFE!!

@stev: set! round island eating trip it is then!!

@Meich: sweet and nice?! ur describing me rite?

@Chao: there’s always “More~”.. so much more~~*

@Meich again: MEICH!! U R SELLING PORNO!!! U DISSAPOINT ME!!
bcos u should’ve told me ma.. so i can buy from u
fren got discount ar? hehe.. >:)

@weisiong: Sweet and nice ALWAYS refers to me…Go check the dictionary if you don’t believe me… my picture’s there!

@chao: BLARDY HELL!! Then call me out for supper on weekday lah!! You just don’t like me anymore!!! *cruies in a corner and starts to grow mushrooms*

@weisiong again: Oh, you want porn? Well, here’s a link… And I never charge friends!! SUPPORT MY SCANLATION GROUP!! http://brokenpromise.kyolux.net/releases/%5BBroken-Promise%5DTnC-L_HONEY_STAR_dj.zip
Stardust likes to share goodies with everyone!!

P/S: HMoYM would like to revoke WSG’s privileges as her manslave due to his sudden closeness to YungJie… She wants more normal people in her harem… *ok, you can stop pointing that lightsaber at me now*

Stev:

P/S: HMoYM would like to revoke WSG’s privileges as her manslave due to his sudden closeness to YungJie… She wants more normal people in her harem… *ok, you can stop pointing that lightsaber at me now*

Somehow I can’t stop laughing at this statement

*huggles sneexe*

NOOOOOOoooooo……. Don’t die on us!!
*grabs jumper cables*
CLEAR!!

*gives sneexe Kiss of Life*
Good morning, sweetheart!

Stev: Something simply screams BI!!

@Meich: *downloads link -> opens zip file -> click*click* -> HOLYDEARMOTHEROFGODWTFISTIS!! *faints with white froth drooling from the mouth* should have know better then to ask “educational materials” from u O_o;;

YES I M FREE!!! FROM HMOYM!! WOOHOO!!

@chao: I FOUND HER PIC!! but its not under sweet though.. its under Schizophrenia (just kidding meich pls dont kill me) but it does explains the presence HMOYM and the fangirl syndrome >:)

@SNEEXE: GASP!! SNEEXE I DINT KNOW U WERE BI !!

@ARc: i m sorry. have we met?

@stev: I M COMING HOME!! hope to see u soon honey muacks*

Stev: Shouldn’t that be spelled CUMMING?

http://icdwtn.blogspot.com/

Yay updated :roll

Stev: Nuuu! Not Kenny!

@sneexe: *licks lips* mmmmm…. that was nice… Shall we go for a longer Round 2? *seductive grin*

@WSG: The download was too hot for you eh? I had a hard time keeping in the blood threatening to explode out from my nose the entire time I was translating it

@stev: Good to know you’re cumming with weisionggoh… Express your sexuality, man! Now, give us all the details… especially to make YungJie so jealous, he’ll reclaim WSG through force…then you can have a threesome!! And then arc can join in, out of sheer curiosity..and it’ll be OTP4!! OOOhhh…hawt!

@WSG: I’ll kill you, alright…after I recover from my near-death food poisoning experience….

@HMoYM: here…you take over for a while… *hides back under her hibernation comforter*

Well, how nice of you to finally let me deflower this new blog space…
Good day, everyone.. HMoYM here… It’s been a while.. meich has been keeping me away from the PC for much too long. And I see the stress is starting to show for WSG and stev. So much unresolved sexual tension… Your needs are so blatantly clear… Remember, there’s nothing that can’t be solved with a full day’s worth of sexual workout. Have fun, boys! Oh, do remember to use a condom… Safe sex is always a priority… *sly grin*

Stev: Would be nice to have Sneexe & meich meet huh. Hmmm. Hopefully they won’t be so shy as when meich & WS met. Hmm hmm. Still its nice to see things are going wrong… as usual

@meich: GASP! diarhoea after kissing sneexe!! wow wat a poisonous kiss.. kinda like a new xmen ability…

Super-Sneexe with the powers of..
“KISS of PROTRACTED DIARHOEA”
..All villains beware!!

@chao: yea the suspense must have kept her going alrite but.. it must have taken quite some time to finish translating it.. considering u know…she was only using 1 hand to type no?

@ALL: why cant it be Meich-chao-HMOYM for a change.. my behind needs a break from all this attention

Stev: mmmLol… I agree with a meich-chao-HMOYM storyline

@chao: wooops.. me bad on the spelling!
have a safe trip ^^ and well meich is already making her move on sneexe so no harm in u joining in now dont worry it’ll be a great show and very much down-on-floor..errr.. i mean to-earth

@stev: who u calling a pornstar!? grrrrr… damn u sai chui

Perhaps I should kiss all of you to prove / disprove the theory. :p

Stev: …

@M: *huggles & kisses meich back sweetly* Thank you my dear The.. umm… support is much appreciated (^_^)

… No wonder my mommy banned us from eating lok lok. I proudly declare that I have, till today, never ever eaten it. I’m a lok lok virgin!

And kicking their butts into each other’s fronts sounds like fun

Stev: The HMoYM-madness disease is spreading…

o_O *tak percaya*

@stev & WSG: i dun wanna make out with a fictional HMoYM. scary…cant even tell who’s who!

@stev: meich’s back-up career will be related to pron… from seiyu to translating and who knows being in it???

@meich: i bet you’re gonna bleed more with your nnew postal arrival. try going to the blood bank and haha, and that day you sms-ed me to supper… thank god i was back in KL!

@sneexe: no way im gonna give my first kiss to a girl!!!

@sneexe & meich: why not a simultaneous kick front and back?

Stev: Maybe making out with HMoYM might be interesting AND educational? *dangles HMoYM carrot*

chao: That’s quite cool tho… usually it’s sisters who have similar names! Guess if they don’t pronounce clearly, both of u come running when called

Ching is a nice name… my cute lil youngest cousin’s called that.

GASP! i was away for 5 days n chao and meich are now proWnStarz~!! Sneexe and Meich are making out!!
NOOOOOoooo…. some1 pls tell me they videoed some of the action!!

damn processor fan broke on me again :,(

@sneexe: well i did tot u were a boy at first remember?

@chao: Ching? isnt tat like the same with Meich’s name aswell???? O_O

@stev: damn i have craving for jap buffet again ~

Stev: I can imagine it now, the next hit reality show – proWnStarz~!!

Whassup with your rig dude? Come, let’s go J-buffet!

*sweat* things just got blown out of proportion…

@WSG: i dont recall being involved in any scene :p and it’s only the deadly kiss between sneexe and meich as far as i recall.

and btw, Ching is a common name and yes, it’s also for that pipsqueak meiching.

@meich: what’s with the squeak?

You spin me right round….

AACK! I HATE SEAFOOD!

*whips out flamethrower*

@chao: lol tats the whole idea thats why the “W” was in caps.

@sneexe: MUAAHHAHAHA… *throws crabs and shellfish at sneexe* >:) EOSINOPHIL FIESTA!!

@yungjie: wtf?? -_-” u just want me to kill u rite?

*brings out the Manhattan Fish Market’s Flamegrill Platter For One to have it grilled by sneexe!*
Yay…. free food!

Ahaha… seafood’s gooood….! prawns, crabs, clams, fish… mmm-mmmm!

“slight allergy to big prawn, as whenever I eat it, my inner mouth feel damn itchy but no throat(not my wee-wee mind you) swelling and heavy coughing, just plain itchy :/”

YJ that is just wrong on so many levels….

WS: yes esinopile fiesta, fine…*feeds YJ’s big prawn to WS”

Chao: You’re welcome to both of them, when they’re through with their various swellings and itches.

Stev:
*feeds YJ’s big prawn to WS”
Sneexe that is just so wrong on so many levels…

hey, i do have my fair share of allergy. i cant take too much of the prawn paste used in chee cheong fun. i get minor irritation at the mouth ridges. yeah, so it’s like a gamble to eat chee cheong fun!

@WSG: i dont the the Manhattan in Gurney. soooo dont like the environment. i prefer the one in Alamanda Putrajaya, facing water fountains and in/outdoor but ya… yummy there!

erm…right, i just realized a sentence error on my last post with double ‘the’. so shouldnt type anything after 10 hours of work!

@meich: does your world revolved only just especially exceptionally strictly forbiddenly Yaoi???

@stev: i didnt know you had a secret collection on yaoi… hmm…

Oh great, I should have snap the Reebok billboard at Masjid Jamek station and add a little “i”, this is will meich’s world inside out.

oh, and i hereby infect stev wih this tag

http://sneexe.blogspot.com/2007/05/ive-been-tagged.html

Stev: And here are my replies to the infestation

http://stevblogs.wordpress.com/2007/05/09/24/
http://stev.blogspot.com/2007/03/everybody-loves-wierdness.html
http://stev.blogspot.com/2005/11/5-weird-random-facts.html

Chao : I hate Masjid Jamek and allergy at the same time ?

@sneexe: you reckon YJ’s allergy mutated to an allergy to Masjid Jamek instead? :p

*ROFLMAO*

…and I thought it was supposed to be a cetak rompak version of Singapura.

the hell with Singapura… gimme proper porn!! Why am I not translating more porn?!!?!?
Btw,YungJie…who was on the Reebok billboard at Masjid Jamek? Yao Ming? ^__^

Stev: Question is… why are you translating porn? Or rather… why are you not distributing hentai to us!!

Yaoi Ming? *gasp*

I dun get the ref to allergies to Masjid Jamek.

(@.@)

Stev: (%.%)

@chao: haha.. hey its true u know! go check it out n see..errr… try googling it. u will be surprised

@meich+yungjie: wats tis about masjid jameek, reebok and yao ming >_

Stev: Well… at least the falling birth-rates bit is true. Listen to Dr. Goh now

@YungJie: Bow before my almighty-ness! ^_________^

@chao: oi, go change specs lah…your eyesight worse than a blind bat! ^_____~

@WSG: *snicker* I’m glad your lessons with me, uh, I mean, HMoYM is paying off dividends in the bundles

@stev: What else should I translate besides porn? Thats the entire fun part of my translating work!! I get to read the porn before we release it! *cackles* And hentai? Pfft… kids play… more like kiddie porn…not worth translating… REALLY hardcore people go for the cream of the crop, YAOI!

You know…maybe we should give the Singaporeans some yaoi… It always helps… Always make someone feel like going forth and procreating… Yeah… we should start an illegal smuggling ring of yaoi into the straight-laced country… and give bubble gum as a free gift *starts to plan Singapore domination*

Stev: Seriously agree with wsg that yaoi doesnt help with increasing the population actually… Still before these err… reason turn of cum… i mean… conversations, didn’t know that you were translating porn besides japanese manga/anime…

@meich: HEY! it has nothing to do with being blind! it’s just my brain that’s partially dead after brain-taxation at work!

@YJ: thou shalt not underestimate the determination (per se) of meich! oh wait… isnt the conquering part belongs to HMoYM? ah… im confused.

@WSG: You JUST got Bleach? Which godforsaken iceberg have you been stranded on in Mars? And thanks for the vote of confidence… My yaoi DOES rule the universe ^___________^

@chao: you need yaoi…it helps you concentrate so must better…I’d say somewhere around 300x better concentration *nods wisely*

@YJ: Pssh…You underestimate me, my dear… Singaporeans will offer me the position of High Supreme Minister for my yaoi contribution!

@Meich: err… i stoped at episode 76 and got lazy to download the rest well anyway alls good now

ね、みな！
どこへ消えちゃったか。
さびしいよ。
誰もいないで怖いよ。
ね、こたえてて！

Stev: SCHLONG!

OMG! an enrypted message to Terrorists!!

Stev: LOL. Maybeh

Maybe it’s just random yaoi exclamations.

Stev: The truth is out!

Geez…babelfish is deluded. Actual translation:

Hey, guys!!
Where have you all disappeared to?
I’m lonely!
It’s scary when there’s no one around!
Someone, answer me! ;____;

@wsg: ZOMG!! You’ve discovered my diabolical plans for world domination through yaoi! o.O You must now die….

Stev: Hi! If you need a friend… call Befrienders! Oops… :p *hugs*

I feel……ham sap….again

Stev: I am guessing your exams are over? How did they go?

@Yungjie: when are u not feeling ham sap? -.-”

@meich: okay, so i got not idea what religioin does yaoi falls into. that’s just something stupidly random gibbers.
@stev: whoa… anti-yaoi hunter YET you own an Intermediate manual…
@wsg: you’re right… trust no one!!!

Stev: Don’t believe the evil lies and deceptions of the Yaoi Mistress!

@wsg: actually when you mention al-Yaoi-da (i admit that’s a brilliant piece of creativity from you!), it just popped in my head on how to Ladenized that into Yaoi… guess it didnt turn out quite well :p

I feel….sleepy…

Stev: At 6ish in the evening? Interesting…

Nope, my bolster still need to be satisfied.
Fresh clean bed sheets + fresh clean pillow sheet + softness of my pillows and bolster = ham sap
Stev : yup, so far I passed all, cheers. Too bad I might not finish my 101 in time, as it means so much to me if I manage to finish it. Nevermind then, I can at least finish it THIS YEAR.

Stev: Grats & good luck mate!

Pillows turn you on? Err… ok. (Wonders if there’s a term for pillow/bolster fetish)

@YJ: How on earth does clean sheets make you feel hamsap? @_@
@chao: I is religion-less… I only bow before the awesome Gods of yaoi… speaking of which… I have a new yaoi to translate…bah, I’ll just take my time…Need to stock up on tissues first….
@sneexe: Darling! Where have you been? It’s been so cold and lonely without you around ;___;
@stev: Are you ignoring me? *pout*
@WSG: bunshin no jutsu? It’s no match for my Mangekyou SHaringan…You may THINK you bunshin-ed a piece of wood…but you’re still tied up…and in my illusion…. You’re gonna have a very good time getting much ‘attention’ from tentacles and several YungJies ^_______^

Stev: Pat pat. We need to get the yaoi out of your system. We know it’s tough. But it’s for your own good.

@sneexe: well, since he did the bunshin no jutsu and turned into a wood (does that makes him a kayu??), probably the bolster would be it?
@meich: like i said before in uni… you dont need tissues. what you need are pailS! or maybe a long hose to stuck up your nose and bleed all the way into the sink… oh wait, try blood donation bank!

Stev: LOL. Mari kita sama-sama bermain dengan kayu ria besar weisionggoh

OMGgzor… Stev wants to play with WSG’s big stick?

Get the videocams, the live webcam feed, quick!

oooooh! Rapid Bombardment of All Parties!
You’re right meich, we will enjoy the show
* sofa, check
* cuddly cushions & snuggly blankie, check
* chocolates & popcorn, check

Stev: Maybe it’s an (idiotic) ploy to get to see some hot girl-on-girl action?

(PS. That *so* does not sound like the american pie movie…)

@Meich: i rather get hit by Mangekyou SHaringan then be in YJ’s pants…. T_T;;
@Chao: OH!! u ment blood???? sorry i tot was something else
@stev: u brought tis on urself buddy -.-”
@Yunjie: SHRIEKKKKkkkk!!! *Matrix-ly dodge the bolster n kicks it towards the sofa where Meich n Sneexe are*

Stev: I’m sorry… I was obstruncated by something BIG!

(ps. No the word obstruncated does not really exist…)

“@Meich: i rather get hit by Mangekyou SHaringan then be in YJ’s pants…. T_T;;”
… hehe, and no doubt rather obstruncate Stev…?
“@stev: u brought tis on urself buddy -.-””
…oh so THAT’s what happens when Stev plays wif WS big stick…
chao: don’t worry…
Stev: Bolster duck?
Meich: *grabs you and rolls us safely away from the flying bolster kicked by WS*

Stev: Obstruncate makes a glaring comeback! Actually I’m not a bolster fan

@sneexe: I refuse to let you go! *rolls around a bit more on the tiger skin near the fireplace*
@chao: YOU’RE MASQUERADING AS MIEN!! flu? go get some porn…read/watch it, get a good nosebleed and the flu family will be flushed out of your system
@WSG: Ahah!! *hits WSG with Mangekyou Sharingan* In the illusion, there are 50 pantless YJ and *ahem* some random tentacle monster giving you a really good time while you’re tied to a sacrificial altar
@stev: please…get a room and give WSG some very much needed lovin’ before he resolves his sexual tension by himself…which is very sad…. Oh yeah…here, I’ll lend you “Heavenly ManSmex for Advanced Experts”. Remember to use protection and lube!
@YJ: Where the heck did you get that chinese zodiac reading?! o.O

Stev: Yaoi and Yuri is everywhere in Meich’s mind!

@Yunjie: err…. this aint a confession box.. its well…err.. more like a pseudo-chatbox
@Meich: excuse me.. wat sexual tension? -.-” my life is great so far thx for askin..
@Chao: i have the fluzies too T_T sniff*

Stev: Git well soon from em evil fluzies!

omg! stev! Fallout 3 is in development again =P~

Stev: Oh My Gawd!! *shrieks like a fan-girl*

*head winces in pain*

NOTICE:

The user meich will be temporarily unavailable for an unknown amount of time.
She is having a good romp in the tiger skin with sneexe.
Any messages, keep it to yourself.
Any emergencies, shove it up someone else’s arse.
Thank you and have a good day.

Stev: You are ’someone else’ right? ^^

Tigers, deranged yaoi fanatic and sneexe. Smexy!

Updated !!!

And I humped my bolster….

Stev: *blocks out mental picture*

- chao will be disappearing from the scene and will not be back until she’s got something better to say -

Stev: Just insult anyone (or maybe everyone). That’s always fun

Or maybe we should try Chao in the tigger sack as well. Mmm…

Hey, I may just maybe possibly potentially be in town this coming weekend… any chance I get to meet the population?

Stev: Insya… err… God willing

Can try calling Meich too if she’s free. Mmm…

chao is in chaotic KL still…bah

@ws: i think there should be another K in there…

@sneexe: yeah.. u can call mei. she’ll love to really romp with you under the tiger skin! or maybe share her Harem Live with you… XD

What im doing in kl…. creating chaos…wahaha

I’m working in KL ler dear. PR on Healthcare and family wellness. but no, i dont practise what i work on!

Stev: Chao makes a good stand-in as well. *wink wink* (more into bear skins though. hmm)

I feel…….REVILTALISED !!!

chao: hey maybe we could meet sometime I worked in pr once upon a time, am in writing now.

ws: durians were once considered aphrodisiac

YJ: bolster not enuf for u anymore? (^_^)

@sneexe: actually pr is just part of my JD. im also doing editorial and a little on event management etc etc. my company’s actually a secretariat for some local NGO on health, parenting etc. confusing as it is actually to explain! LOL

@ws: that’s why it’s called tHorny fruit ma….

Stev: ‘tHorny fruit’ *chuckles*

@Chao: hahaha.. soo true!!
Quote: “my company’s actually a secretariat for some local NGO on health, parenting etc. confusing as it is actually to explain”

GASP!! U work for a company tat u do not even know wat its for or does!!

I bet who ever figures it out will be employee of the year

Stev: Very mean

becoz ppl want to know what the exact field is!

come one: event management, editorial, press articles etc…its all communication. but when i try telling ppl that, they tend to ask… which part of communication. *faint*

Stev: Job title: Supreme all powerful queen of communist!*

*typo: communication

ooh… cambodia eh? muy interesante!

sure u didnt get any cambodian porn there?

@Meich: Welcome back!! ^_^ ….dont tell me there are only women in Cambodia?!

*ponders on migrating to Cambodia*

@Chao: i get it.. its kinda like a councellor job thingy

@Sneexe: bare chested goddesses holding up wat??? O_O

Stev: Bare chested goddesses holding up giant dongs!! XD

@all: Cambodian men and women lose out (very much) in the looks department. But very hardy people. If you need someone to haul your ass around anywhere, I suggest you get a Cambodian.

@wsg: *smacks wsg’s head with a pregnant blowfish* A ‘wat’ is a temple, dong! Remember Angkor Wat? That, my dear, is a wat. >_>

@sneexe: Missed you, honey! Didja miss me? ^___^

@stev: Your increased frequency in mentioning dongs and male sexuality points to a sexually repressed individual in need of coming out of the closet and getting some proper buttsex. I suggest you meet with the resident professional, YJ. *sagely nods*

@chao: Wei, what the hell am I supposed to do after being tagged? Cross my eyes while juggling and hop on one leg? @_@

Stev: I would assume that bare-chested goddesses are female in nature

*wave the Transformers movie ticket around*

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH !!!!

Stev: Neat! You got the tickets really early though. A preview screening?

” think they only have bare-chested goddesses holding up the Wat… no naked men.”

sneexe was correct…. the ‘w’ was in capital…

u sendiri baca salah ler fren….

I feel sick…..
*crawls under blankets and dies*

@stev: oh ya the waltz wif the devil went quite well…. looks like i’ll be back sooner then expected >:)

Stev: Ooo. Glad you grabbed the devil by its horns then Cya soon then!

Not really a preview screening. I skipped it, cause I don’t have transport. But I will watch with my friend in july 1st

Stev: Eh showing that early? Icic. Must go force arcranix to go buy tickets. hmm hmm.

what’s with the numbers?

O_o noooooooooooo……….. it cant be!!!

this blog is more than just a regular channel!
oooh, let’s decipher it!!!

GASP! Stev wants in on some yaoi hobbit action?!

Aragorn & Legolas?

Hmm. I can’t picture it.

This however… you may like.

http://sneexe.blogspot.com/2007/02/pretty-as-painting.html

@sneexe: Argh…. dont kill my anticipation for the coming movie and the last book!!!

@the rest minus stev: get stev to belanja not only jap buffet but movie also! now THAT’s a package!….damn, why do i have to be so far away?

Stev: Come work in Penang then

@stev: err… my birthday is not on XXth July sorry

Stev: Close enough though

@wsg: *sits on wsg’s lap and wiggles bum* Neee….. wsg-kun… won’t you treat a girl to a Japanese buffet and a dinner? *trails finger downwards from wsg’s nose to …..* 0-ne-gai? *purrs*

@stev: I think we’ll be getting the buffet…wsg’s drooling so much….he’ll agree to anything XD

@chao: Come back! I’ll negotiate your buffet too!! Or you can negotiate it yourself ^____^

@sneexe: *big kissy motions* Hey darling! Help me convince wsg?

@YJ: What did u watch at IMAX? Transformers?

Stev: Mental picture of meich and weisiong. Mmm. Not bad. Not bad at all.

ps. The o-ne-gai bit was classic. lol.

…. wth!! stev edited my post!! CHEATER! X-(

@meich: its stev’s bday la not mine.. u r begging the wrong person la T_T

@chao: -.-”

Stev: Oh and your burp-day isn’t this month hmm?

@stev: ws’s birthday is also in july??? Wheeee….. July babies galore!!!!

@YJ: last time i went for imax was superman in bangkok… somehow wasnt that great though.

Stev: Whee!!

Hmmm… Looks like I missed a lot of Happening while I was diving

Meich: I’ll draw it. Only I have noidea what you both look like…

Stev: Sneexe, I could help with that *evil grin*

@meich: i hope you’re growing mushroom in your own closet and not in anyone’s else. Haruhi’s also nm…!

@sneexe: diving where????

@ws: I’m a July Leo though *psst, meich’s sulking because she has to wait for another half a year so while she waits…. she grows mushrooms!*

Stev: Hmmm. WS’s a July Leo too

@Chao: GASP! i really never expect so many July babies :-S
oh ic.. but do u know those BIG mushrooms tat u get at the supermarket taste great when pan-fried’em with butter or top’em wif cheese n grill

damn now i am hungry…. and its 12.50am >_

Redang blogpost when I get the photos back

chao: apparently hehe

Hai… it’s true, this generation, Malaysian guys cook better / more.

Stev: Let’s all cook together! /=)

Hi, how have you been?

Stev: It’s been good. Your birthday’s coming up very soon as well ^^

#201…kekeke…

@wsg: omg… i’d swear if i treat the kitchen like science lab,i’ll probably end up poisoning myself with your concoction! i think i’ll pass that at the moment :p

@stev: probably true…. pay attention to some specky details you never notice. since cinema is much bigger. but heck, i wonder will people treat Transformers repetition like Titanic?

@sneexe: would you prefer to have stev to pay for jap buffet or have him burning something from the kitchen?

Stev: Come to think one of the robots does bear a striking resemblance to Titanic…

Hmm. Transformer breaking Titanic’s once-upon-a-time record as well?

(I think it’s cheaper for me NOT to burn your kitchen down. Well. Unless of course you want the insurance $ to refurbish the home…)

weisiong : can’t blame though, and gotta admit many shaky camera views.

Stev: Didn’t notice the shaky camera views tho (or maybe thought it’s all part of the movie )

Still nothing can be as bad as the previous Harry Potter movie. Heh.

Anyone watching the upcoming HP or going to give it a miss? DVD anyone?

I too have no problem with it, the camera is like putting viewer right in the fight, love it.

I might give it a miss, can’t stand more than 3 hours of emo wizard, and I pre-ordered the last book, such a hypocrite me. :S

Stev: Hypocrites abound! Superkalifagilisticexplidocious! Poof! And the world suddenly becomes a beauuuutiful place. Heh. Potter.

Yarrr! Happy Birthday to yer! May yer find booty and looty over tat wee horizon! And rem’ber to share it with yer mateys!

Stev: Coz you’re a pirate! LOL

Mmm. Hot booty sounds good. Shining looty’s pretty good too.

Sure. I’ll bury it at spot X

Oh! Happy Birthday! (^_^)

Stev: Domo ^^

@stev: I smacked your burpday wishes already. So, you’re present is always ready XD I’ve got such a big stash of good manporn XD

@weisiong: Didn’t eat fugu yet… But you can belanja me some when you get back ^_____________^

@chao: Hairy Potty? I think they’ll ALL die!! Mwahahahaha…and there’ll only be Hairy and Malfoy left to have mansex…and buttsex…and general sex!! XD Though I wouldn’t mind if Voldemort was spared and he ended up with Ron…Now there’s an odd couple…hmm…….

Stev: You can reserve your manporn for your sla… err… harem members weisiong & yungjie ^^

@Meich: …..wat on earth is fugu….? -.-”

@Yunjie: err…. no thx :-s

@Chao: well i’m not too sure about tat but.. its definately enhanced by man porn

fugu is puffer fish. if not prepared correctly, sure die. It’s a delicacy…here, have a look -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu

GIMME FUGU!! BEFORE I STUFF A FLAGPOLE UP YOUR ARSE!!

Stev: LOL

Since 1958, only specially licensed chefs can prepare and sell fugu to the public. The fugu apprentice needs a two- or three-year apprenticeship before being allowed to take an official test. The test consists of a written test, a fish identification test, and a practical test of preparing fugu and then eating it. Only 30% of the applicants pass the test. This, of course, does not mean that 70% die from poisoning; rather, they made a small mistake in the long and complicated procedure of preparing the dish. Due to this rigorous examination process, it is generally safe to eat the sliced fugu sold in restaurants or markets.

*grabs fugu*
*throws flagpole after weisiong like a javelin*

Woohoo!! A new sula record!
“Longest foreign object” and “Farthest distance object thrown”

Wait a minute! Another record!
“Farthest distance traveled by a foreign object in the human body”

P/S: I’s 9am. I have no idea what I’m doing awake. Forgive the poor confused brain….

Stev: Fugu transforms into a flagpole?! :O

Yes… WHY are you awake at 9am in the morning on a weekend when you aren’t working…

i thought it was fugu on a flagpole…

FUGU KEBAB!!!!

WS: isn’t it kinda flattering being picked on by a cute girl tho?

i posted and posted… yet it wont appear!
same goes for all comment-able sites

@weisiong: *patpats* Don’t worry… I promise not to tell anyone how much you like it….

@sneexe: Who’s cute? YOU ARE! ^___^

@stev: See how deprived weisiong is? Two months without you and he settles for poles…. You really need to work harder at this relationship… Here, have more manpr0n. And get some hours in at the gym… You need to keep up with weisiong’s voracious hunger *wink*

@chao: Lost in the world wide web? No sound for a long time liao leh, nee-chan…. ^____^

I feel like pluck out my eyes and keep rolling them, over and over.

Meh.

internet barred me from posting anything on any site that has comments or reply!

sniff…

Meich: *blushes* Thank you kawii-chan… You’re too kind (^_^) *hugs*

Stev, hope you don’t mind this TAG of mine. I just wanted to get to know you better. No obligation ok.

BON ODORI this SATURDAY!!
SEE YA THERE, BITCHES!
(^_____^)b
*luvs much*

Stev: luv ya bitch! ^^

@meich: err.. i ment the pole la aiyo >_<”

@meich again: who is “Her”?? come come share the gossip :p

Stev: Yes, yes. We know all the bouncing, ‘weisiong-kun’ & ‘ngggh!’ sounds from Meich got your pole all erected

ps. ponders why people say ‘erect a pole’ & not ‘put up a pole’ or ’setup a pole’. hmmm…

Click me to see who died in the final book.

meh… I always thought Hairy Potty was overrated… Sorry, guys… It never worked for me…..

@weisiong: Whoops…did I let the cat out of the bag? Uhm…. You and stev have some issues to work out… And I’m afraid it’s a third party… But never fear…If stev is well and truly gay, he’ll be yours forever! ^___^ Come back lah… I tell you all the details of their romantic romps in very public places XD

@stev: Yes, you’re about to kill me… Here…have an ice blended mango smoothie… It’ll help keep the explosion in check ^___^

@chao: Neechan…. FUUUUUUUGGGUUUUUU……. Damn…been having really weird dreams lately… Yeah, weird even for me… DOUSHIYO?!

@sneexe: I’m not kawaii… YOU’re kawaii… I’m just a big mushroom, bouncing off the walls ^___^

Stev: *Grins* (showing very nice teeth… which happen to be also sharp, glinting & thirsting to bite into nice, juicy succulent mushroomss ^__^)

Only her chest bouncing actually, which can hardly be seen.

Stev: I disagree. I would have you know that meich has very nice voluptuous breasts

(payback? )

@stev: O_O” gasp!!

@Chao: my ownership over stev? nahhhh… i think stev is owned by something “bouncy and voluptious” at the moment

Stev:

Weisiong and Meich sitting in the tree
Bouncing up each others knee
First comes the bouncing
Then comes the bondage
Then comes the baby sitting in the carriage!

it’s rainy today, and I got erection…….

Well ? I just got to start something right ? Thank me dammit !!

you.

@Meich and Steve: i’ll be back by end of september i confused the dates.. i tot it was august.. damn cant u like email me her name? :p

@YJ: O_O;; /swt

@Chao & Sneexe: mushrooms should be eaten not taken in as pets *pulls out frying pan and laddle*

Stev: Cya in Sep then!

@meich: ooh, i also wanna know!!!

@wsg: okay, i myself like mushrooms except black chinese ones. and boy, nothing tastes great like fresh mushroom on the skillet…..

@sneexe: what if meich looks like super mario toadstool then….?

Stev: Anything to do with super mario is cute! ^^

oh no… so that leaves me torn apart!

chao likes eating mushrooms.
and she finds super mario Toadstool really kawaii
and meich is a bouncing kawaii mushroom.

So do we put super kawaii bouncing supermario mushroom meich on the grill???

Stev: And the superkawaiibouncingsupermushroom will be bouncing up & down, up & down yelling “I’m hot! Eat me!” (Really. That’s the truth!)

LMAO… eat first worry later

sneexe: dormant and hibernating? …or silently growing to epic giant full strength power feeding on all the bs circulating?

@sneexe: then meich will burst open the spore pods and spread (infect?) her super bouncy kawaiiness all around…

or she’ll just spread some deadly disease that turn all of us into her bidding…

@Meich: lmao! glad ur back and in full power ^_^

@meich: where have you disappeared? have you been over-tending to your musroom plot(s)? good thing your pici-pici soft and light bouncing all over or you’ll be full of bruises. and yeah, you’re too kawaii to eat!!! nyaaa~~~

(oh, you kinda remind me about Kon aka Shintarou from the last release ep… bouncing off the walls!)

@stev: Lihven.. ooh… (meich, spill a lil more will ya )

@sneexe: nooooo… the world cant stay with overdoses of MiniMeichMushrooms…. it’s hard to catch up to the bouncing speed of the original one!

Stev: wat’s a pici-pici? @:o)

I am still alive and horny.

Stev: Good to know, as always

Hows things been going bro?

@chao: damn i was hoping to get away wif it :p

Stev: Ooo. So you’re the one who ki… whoops!

Yeehwee!!!!

I’m back again!!
Gomen ne, was off spreading some spores around and making sure everyone had their personal mini mushroom. Did you get yours? ^______^

Stev: Sadly I did. Damn fungus

yummm

ah-choo~!!* too much dust collected here dee :p

Right now listening to:

1.) Monkey Majik – Mitsumoto
2.) Monkey Majik – Change
3.) Melody – Lovin u
4.) High and Mighty Colour – Dreams

enjoy~~~ ^_^

p.s All available for download at http://www.esnips.com after registering.

Stev: Mmm… Monkey magic & lots of melodic beautiful colors!

Will err… check out the banana-fest

Dude, you want Japanese songs? I’ve got a tonne. Can burn a disc for you if you want.
*dangles mp3 in front of stev*
say…. YAOI! ^____^

Stev: Disc!! I want!!

Pref non-cutesy sounding anime but actually I’ll listen to about anything

Err… I’ll give you a weisionggoh in appreciation

50th years….. merdeka!

*tapi bukan merdeka kalau kena bawa kerja kat rumah dan buat -_-;; *

When is the next long weekend? anyone knows??
though of taking leave and go back home to pg for a break!!!

and our locale paedo/mushroom/fangirl/—- is in love again…. Onigiri!!! hahaha

Stev: mmm… gossip alert! do share more!

Yes! I want to have babies again!! IT’S KAMENASHI!! NOT ONIGIRI!!!
But I don’t mind calling him Onigiri…makes him sound so yummy…mmmmm…. I wanna makan him!! ^_______________^
Dammit!! Someone give me a ticket to Japan…specifically to Tokyo… I can stalk him with much more efficiency there *_____________*
Babies…baaaaaabieeeeesssss….

Stev: What happens if you cross mushrooms with turtles? hmm…

Hahaha.. Well at least she is honest about it ^_^

Gasp! Meich the Cannibal! Dont la keep eating Japanese actors.. there are already only so few good Jdrama theese days as it is dee

Stev: somehow I read that as Meich the cannonball ><

damn.. its already tis late but i feel like biting something

*growling stomach*

Stev: Have a magic mushroom + a cuppa ocha?

YES!! NOW I LOVE ONIICHAN TOO!! YES PLEASE!! DVD WO KUDASAI!! TOTEMO HOSHIN DESU! YATTA!!
I’ll still love him…hahahaha…it’s the curse of the hips…mwahahahahahahahaha

For neechan, I recommend either Immy, Yamashita Tomohisa, Takizawa Hideaki or Akanishi Jin. But don’t pick Akanishi Jin, coz he’s my hidden affair from Kame-chan! *__________*

Stev: Immy?

*ahem* Not interested in oniichan…Just a figure of speech *ahem*
But then again, I love many people, sore jya dajyoubu ka na!

Yay!! I feel the love all around me!! I’ve got DVD from oniichan! Onigiri from oneechan! So many baka downloads of hot guys!!

DAI SHIAWASE!! Ima shin de mo ii to omotta! *______*

Gotta admit I am, missed the Malay foods and local chinese food, even if they are less variety compare to here.

Stev: Mmm. Good food tends to grow onto us.

@stev:

1) Immy is a no-no. too much to handle with his super-multi-over-extreme pervertness.
2) meich has certainly abandoned her top-# anime husbands for Onigiri coz she hasnt been watching much anime lately.
3) no internet access. desertation works on the ignorance. ice lemon tea, yes. hot guy, maybe. hot gal, no.

@wsg: i’ll go! (provided tix and 5-star accomodation, transport and food is provided)

Stev: Hot guy AND gal?

p.s. immy will be so disappointed

@weisiong: I’m up for it! If my bedmate is Kame!! *_____*

@chao: Anime husbands? What are those? All I see are hot young boys now *_______*

@stev: Dude! You’ve gotta see his hips to believe it…I mean. DAMN! *________*

@YungJie: Where are you going back to?

K.A.M.E.N.A.S.H.I. K.A.Z.U.Y.A. L.O.V.E

Stev: Err… Not really interested in the hips…

@Stev: I m coming back tomorrow for a month!! So got plans or not this weekend??

Gonna work my ass off at Island Hospital during mornings only so afternoons i m free ^_^ fas fas plan plan!!

Oh ya got any part time job to recomend me or not? US pizza? :p

Stev: Neat! Sounds good. Let’s go get z to ‘cheah’ lunch on Sunday then go hang out

Working Mon-Fri mornings?

How about Starbucks? =)

meich : KB.

wth….. T_T when did i became so scary T_T sniff* sniff*

Stev: Bcoz of the full moon mar…

(sorry inside joke)

OOOOOIIIIII!!!
Where’d everybody go?
So quiet liao…
Everybody ignore me.. *sniff sniff*
FINE!
I go find KAT-TUN… at least they like me…
*pout*

Stev I challenge you to list 101 things you like about cartoon… i mean… Kat-Tun

@stev: Are you sure you want to challenge me to that? ^_____^ It’ll be a long post with a lot of space taken ^___^ If you don’t mind having your blog hijacked by my KAT_TUN fangirling, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, KOZO! *ka-shing*

@weisiong: uh-huh….I feel the love between you guys already…mm-hmm… A little too kinky for me…but, whatever rocks your boat, dude… *patpat*

KYAAA!!! Today is such a lovely day! I got 19 original bookmarks, 3 original button pins and YAOI in the mail!! WOOHOO!! SO happy…. I bet I’m the only person in Malaysia to have those bookmarks and buttons. I’ll share with you guys!
Now, when I go home and find KAT-TUN on my bed, I can die happy…after some sexercise, of course *_____*

Stev: Ahah. I challenge you fangirl!

thanks for the Luffy bookmark

@meich: pray hard that I can bring Onigiri back to Penang for Deepavali!

*put on earplugs before Meich starts screaming in sheer kattuny madness*

Stev: *imitates Meich* KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

@meich: hey, ive got a lot of stuff to do at work ler. my work comes first, not kame!

@stev: this blog of yours will evolve to a Kat-tun site, and overthrown by meich.

Stev: Kame > All

Noo… damn. Somehow Kat-tun’s rhodesia is the randomly selected song on my winamp

*jumps in and gives stev, wsg and meich a whack on the head and speeds off….. swoosh*

btw… what happened to smexy sneexe?

Stev: I didn’t know Halloween came early…

I wonder too where’s that smexy err… sneexe. yeah.

someone sent this sms to me a while ago:

Inky pinky ponkey
a basket full of donkeys
2 on the left
2 on the right
2 on the clocktower
shaking in fright.
is this right?
or my twisted imagination?

I’d say it’s meich’s twisted boredom imagination!!!

I couldn’t remember the rhyme!! Thank God Stefanie came to the rescue!
It’s:

Inkie pinkie ponkie
A basket full of donkeys
Father die, donkey cry
Mother ate a fly!

See!! Now it’s correct!

Ah…anou…gomen ne, Stev-kun.
Atashi ima mada jikan ga nai kara, sono KAT-TUN no posuto wa chotto….
Gomen ne! Yakusoku suru wa! Zettai ni raishuu ga dekimasu!
Sore ja, karada wo kiotsukete!

i will eat a fly for a Wii …make tat 10 flies! :p

Stev: So cheap! Someone go make wsg a deal today!

so this is what she tell me to look out in the sms….
-_-;

HERE’S A BETTER ONE! XD

The Sexy Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Stev strode along the path, making for Strong Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Delicious Dildo, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Crotch.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his tired silk just in time to face the sensual man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck tightly, and Stev barely raised his silk to meet the attack. They fought long and needily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Stev found himself forced to one knee, the man’s silk pressed to his erotic collarbone. “I am WeiSiong of Strong Castle,” he said. “You are an unworthy guardian for the Delicious Dildo. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a four-poster bed.”

But Stev had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his silk with a twist, overpowered WeiSiong and pinned him to the ground. “What say you now?” Stev said, looking down upon him.

WeiSiong’s nipple shimmered like an pink elephant on crack. “I have underestimated you, Stev. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty…and more.”

Stev’s desire was enflamed. His collarbone throbbed and all his thoughts were to vibrate WeiSiong like a wolf. Stev caressed WeiSiong’s hard nipple and he responded. They came together clumsily, and their joining was as bouncy as their battle, and also much louder.

“Ah, my sweet handcuffs!” Stev groaned and vibrated WeiSiong as softly as he could.

“Ouch!” he yelled. “What the hell is that?”

“Oh,” Stev said. “That’s where I put the Delicious Dildo for safekeeping. Sorry.”

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed greedily on the grass, forgetful of all but their playful love. “We will stay together forever,” WeiSiong said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Crotch never got the Delicious Dildo and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

oh you are DAMN RIGHT – immy is disappointed.

How could you Chao?????

ROTFLLMAO!!

i read it and its hilarious!! :p

I’m here!! I’m here!! Its just tat i have to stay at the hospital till 5am to wait for pregnant women to deliver and continue wif my classses at 8am

@meich: punch… flying baby? what you think this is…XBox?
not sure if i got the correct ad

@wsg: no protest from you? ooh… meich, he’s amused by it *psst, throw in more!*

ANOTHER CRACK DRABBLE FOR IMMY!!

I’m Dreaming Of A Hard Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. WeeWee sat sloppily in the airvent, sipping bouncy eggnog.

He looked at the wholesome cherries hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Immy had hung it there, just before they looked at each other roughly and then fell into each other’s arms and groped each other’s nose.

If only I hadn’t been so curvy, WeeWee thought, pouring a twitching amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Immy might not have got so big and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an erotic tear and held his tongue in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sensual voice lifted quickly up in song.

I’m dreaming of a hard Christmas

Just like a cross-eyed goat that tries to climb a tree

WeeWee ran to the door. It was Immy, looking soft all over with snow.

“I missed you sexily,” Immy said. “And I wanted to grope your nose again.”

WeeWee hugged Immy and started to sob.

“I think you’re drunk,” Immy said.

“I think so too,” WeeWee said and they groped each other’s nose until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Bigfoot pinkie and lived languidly until WeeWee got drunk again.

The thought of them groping each other’s nose is hilarious beyond imagination. Though I’m sure immy-chan won’t stop there >.>

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! stev’s gonna kill me now

WeeWee and Immy
by William Shakespeare

Enter WeeWee

Immy appears above at a window

WeeWee:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the cherries, and Immy is the Bigfoot.
Arise, big Bigfoot, and grope the erotic Olympic torch.
See, how he leans his nose upon his pinkie!
O, that I were a glove upon that pinkie,
That I might touch that nose!

Immy:
O WeeWee, WeeWee! wherefore art thou WeeWee?
What’s in a name? That which we call a tongue
By any other name would smell as bouncy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say “like a cross-eyed goat that tries to climb a tree”
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear’st,
Thou mayst prove twitching.

WeeWee:
Swain, by yonder erotic Olympic torch I swear
That tips in the airvent the wholesome mangoes–

Immy:
O, swear not by the Olympic torch, the soft Olympic torch,
That sexily changes in its sensual orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise sensual.
Sweet, hard night! A thousand times hard night!
Parting is such curvy sorrow,
That I shall say hard night till it be morrow.

Exit above

WeeWee:
Sleep dwell upon thy nose, peace in thy pinkie!
Would I were sleep and peace, so roughly to rest!
sloppily will I to my big tongue’s cell,
Its help to grope, and my bouncy tongue to tell.

Used to chase anime like mad, now I reduced to a nobody that know shit about anime. My average of anime watching is one per year. You got that right, PER YEAR !!

Last year is Black Lagoon, this year is the saying-it-is-outstanding-is-an-understatement Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

No internet, XD

I will choose copuldn’t be bothered. The problem is….streamyx is the one who doesn’t. :/

~Everybody sing with us,
KINKI KIDS FOREVER!!
We’ll always be around,
Always stay together…
Nananana, nananana, nanana…~~~

^ That has been on repeat in my head (awake and asleep) for the past 3 days…. o_o

now meich is into Kinki kids… too bad not kinky kids. but then again, that just makes her a paedo again!

@stev: you pay for my baci-land la. or help me with my project

nope…that didn’t work….

[IMG]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i206/stephaniecmc/KAT-TUN/akame1.png[/IMG]

oh fuck!!

STEV-KUN!! I WANNA DO A PICSPAM!!
HOW THE HELL DO I PUT PICTURES HERE?!
;____________;

Big ass tities spam ? Looking forward to it….not.

Chao : Might try again with streamyx, with they refuse, I might as well make sure they receive darwin awards.

@stev: you can have the choco but keep the little quotes for me? lol… i’ve got my mum to bring my scrapbook down so i can get on with it (provided that someone buys the chocs each time they got to the airport!) but why it stopped selling in supermarkets…. wahhhhhhhhhh

@yj: i wont know much about stremyx coz the lines in my area is supported by maxis.

@wsg: till 5am??? you sure you’re not becoming a midwife? then you can apply meich’s technique. fast, easy and lots of spare time drop posts here! HAHAHAHAHAH…!

nya~~~~~ *yawn*
*blink blink*
zZzZzZz……….

So everyday you get to see dilated spoosy ? I always wanted that.

Hope can do it after graduate ? XD

I find rather even turned on thank you very much.

meich: A hundred bucks if you can get Chao’s nudies up here. If you get a good shot of The Godly Goods, I’ll get you all the naked men you want.

I have connections, you know.

Yes I find it touching, but the “crowning” moment is the “best”.

I regret that I chose other course instead of this.

I m sorry i didnt realise sharing tat would turn Yungjie on -.-”

YJ, why not just be wsg’s apprentice instead? he’ll probably give u free lessons, traning and more!

*more is an open definition…*

pi kyuu~~
chuu chuu ki nyuu!!
nya pyuu nyon nyan KON!
hyuu~~ KON!

Hi sifu

-_-”

@stev: Gawd~~ u still remember him??? >_<

The guy in the totally gay suit reminded me of huan -___-;;
Love Tsuyo (guy in dark shirt), though *___*

Woot?? where got holiday???? O_O

@wsg: LOL… it’s a state holiday. Sultan’s birthday. if you didn’t notice i said long live the Sultan. besides, Pg no sultan but Govenor (who celebrate the birthday on a crummy weekend!)

*whistles innocently*

LOL absence minded FTW !!!

Argh if the rain persists, I will be delay for good.

To answer Stev’s challenge from comment #1208, I shall comment once a day on the 101 things I love about KAT-TUN (in no particular order). If hyperness strikes, I’ll probably wirte more than one (^___^)v

Reason #1:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i206/stephaniecmc/KAT-TUN/ILikeKTfortheirmusicGIF.gif

@stev: YOU SEE THE HIPROLL?!?!?!?! *melts into a puddle of goo* All hail Johnny’s boys’ hips!! Dammit Jin! You’re making me think of all the naughty things you do to Kame with those blasted hips! And of course, he’s more than capable of dishing some back at you! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KAME-chan *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* both the human and the turtle
o(^_____^)o

This site needs snow

for a moment i tot i was in the wrong blog.. i tot it was KAT_KUNblogs@wrodpress.com :p

@Stev: “You Asked For It” lmao :p 98 more to go or so :p

OH! Its HMYOM’s B’day????
(if not mistaken its HYMOM but dont remember stands for wat.. gome~ -.- )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! May All your YAOI Dreams Come True~!

Becareful, the bear might be the infamous Pedobear, he’s in disgaise !!!

OK, for those of you who want to see hot Koki sing dirty to 55,000 people, here’s the YouTube vid. Trust me, he’s hot. But the lyrics make me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGf3tKRMlk

And, as promised, WHY I LOVE KAT-TUN

Reason #4:

Do your pretty boys play with swords like this? (*__*)v

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i206/stephaniecmc/KAT-TUN/dream2a.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTWZ41rZYhs

Reason #5:
My pretty boys scream like girls on roller coasters (^___^)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31iHbYKxE4

@oneechan: Eew, goodness NO! I don’t have a thing for kinky teddy bears! Koki’s cute and cuddly like a teddy bear… That’s why he’s my teddy bear! I’m not crazy enough to lust over animals. That’s Mien’s department.

@stev: I’m the one who will be putting the leash around here (^___~)
Though I do know that it’s every guy’s fantasy to have me in a leash, but BUUUU, not happening anytime soon. Unless your name is Kamenashi Kazuya or Akanishi Jin or Tanaka Koki or Domoto Koichi or Domoto Tsuyoshi or Nagase Tomoya or Murakami Shingo or Kimura Takuya or ………… (^__^)

@random God passing: I want emoji on my keitai!

@stev: wtf.. -.-”

@Meich: i bet tat song would make a great ring tone :p Imagine it ringing on the bus :p

@Yungjie: *speechless*

T_T i m getting bullied… sniff sniff

YAY!!! I bring SPAM!! To save space, I struck out those that don’t apply to me (^__^)

Reason why I love KAT-TUN #6:
Random crazy memes like this that make me laugh at work and grin like an idiot for a week.

1. Brush off other people hitting high notes because it can’t compare to Jin’s Gold Ballad Version note.
Nah, not really. Jin’s high notes were better in Never Again.

2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity.
I see all my male friends nodding at this XD

3. You scream “Why Jennifer Why?”
“Why Jennifer?”? I screamed it somewhere above at oneechan before while I was spazzing about HayaRyu.

4. Car Shrimp is your favorite type of vehicle and food at the same time.

5. You don’t care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban.
Hell yeah! PIRATES FTW!!

6. You want to name your goldfish Junno.
I want to name ANYTHING Junno XD

7. You go up to random people and say “Shall we BOUZU?”

8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye.
For 15 minutes, it was.

9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle.
Dear Kame, NO!

10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo.
YES!! I want a DoCoMo!! Like NOW!

11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN.
Uh, no. But I think they’re cool people. I always thought Hyde was uber pretty from ages ago

12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto.

13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame.
Nope. Saw it for the first time on Music Station.

14. You’ve developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame.
Turtles are cute! But I do pay more attention to them now *shot*

15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist.
Hell NO!

16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer.

17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time.

18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited
I scream at Ko-chan, period.

19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day.
Pssh. Only 5GB?

20. One mag scan has more MB than a song.
All of them are!

21. Adopts Jingrish as your official language.
I speak Jingrish well XD

22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise.

23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn’t find it after checking the stores.

24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that’s not subbed because you know people will sub it.
No, mainly because I can understand them.

25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic
*nods vigorously*

26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot.
No. For the love of all thing Johnny’s, NO!

27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot.

28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame.

29. Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it’s the closest thing to Johnnys.

30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men’s underwear.
Yes!! Dear Lord, YES!! GUYS! BUY D&G underwear! It’s instant orgasm!

31. Knows all the names of Koki’s brothers.
If he brought me home and introduced them to me, I would *shot*

32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him.

33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN.

34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy.
I think Kusano is cute, especially when he fanboys Kame (*__*)

35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN.

36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down.
Haha. No. Though it IS the prettiest and has the most flying stuff

37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things.

38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN.
Every single one, baby! Oh, unless it’s Akame ♥

39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith.
Koki dancing in the rain! *dies happy*

40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing.

41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN.
What are these pre-vi-ous fan-doms you speak of? o_O

42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino’s name.

43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal.
OF COURSE! Let there be fanservice! And SMUT!

44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don’t know who they are.
No. I convert them into the religion.

45. All guys should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance.
Oh yes, please! *shiny eyes*

46. Your friends who don’t like them can still name them.
Yes, only because I talk about them so much XD

47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they’re all good.
Only 5?!

48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE.
Yes, it was (*___*)

49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say7!Jump

50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he’s cool with Kame.

51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan.
Yes, the sucking is heavenly.

52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN.
Is stalking a goal in life?

53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN.
*dies* *points to answer above*

54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now.
Only if they’re doing a really hot dance with plenty of hiprolls and are trying to mask their moans

55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they’re posers.
56. The first time you’ve been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise.
57. The first DVD tour you’ve bought was KAT-TUN.
58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN.
59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN
60. You attempt to give you and your friends a “group” name by rearranging the first letters of your last names

61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite.
Yes, they do! Even my DAD knows who they are now!

62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers.

63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member well.
64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics.
65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is.
66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual… wall

67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK.
Who?

68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality.
*grins like an idiot* Yes, I do!!

69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song
Nope. It was Subaru.

70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face
Of course!

71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it’s all about real bishies.
LOL YES. FOR THE WIN.

72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki
73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki

74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one
They look even better now ♥

75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan.
76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things
77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he’s God Again.
78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin.

79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them.
Nothing beats KAT-TUN in yukatas, seriously.

80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it’s the cutest thing you’ve ever heard
But I call him Uepi or Tat-chan!

81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame’s favorite anime character.
Hah, NO!

82. Doraemon is the best anime ever
WTF did this come from?

83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration.
Uh, no. I’m not obssessed.

84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour
I DID! Precious One! *cries all over again*

85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food.
86. You didn’t know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN.

87. You’ve saved paparazzi photos of their houses.
WHERE CAN I GET THESE?!

88. July 4th isn’t the U.S independence day anymore it’s Jin’s birthday!
Oh yeah!

89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was… until he played Kame’s little brother in Dream Boys.

90. You’ve listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi.
I like it better. It’s sexier.

91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno.

92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all.
YES!! Gokusen 2 FTW!!

93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame
No way! The others were pretty and great too!

94. Didn’t know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN
I knew Toda Erika!

95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal
Yes, I actually did. Then I found out it was Maru *revives brain cells*

96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on
YES!! I can finally DANCE!!

97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was Umai
I would eat ANYTHING

98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class
99. You want a skull ring

100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it’s kind of cute
Oh Gods, YES! I never knew guys could look so hot dressed as girls!

101. You didn’t realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desсriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you.
*beams*

Ok i m off!! PEnang Here i Come~! ^_^

whoops! strike out is and .
replace $ with s

ok…i’m going nuts…replace [ with

tsk tsk….

meich, have you been drinking hell a LOT….. i think the easier way to say it is to replace the usual html bold of the ‘b’ to ’strike’.

Akame writing songs, professing their undying love to each other – somehow that sounded very gay…. meich directory include gays?

@stev: i met meich’s nemesis remember?

KAT-TUN Love Reason #9:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9v3xO67t-YA

*headdesk* *suffocates from excessive laughing*
I WANT A JINJIN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@stev: *whiny voice* But WHYYYYYYYYY?! How can you wait so long before seeing att the yummy KAT-TUN goodness?

@wsg: Who’s my nemesis?

KAT-TUN Love Reason #10:
KAME-CHAN IS THE SPOKESPERSON FOR KFC!! I WANNA EAT KFC EVERYDAY NOW!! And fangirls have coined a new term! “Chickengasm” That’s when you spontaneously orgams from looking at Kame-chan bite into a chicken XD

YAY SNOW !!!

*make a male genital snowman*

*mutters to self* great… and now she starts worshipping KFC.

wsg: somehow i think the kattun has started to bore me liao…..zzzzzz

all: Happy new year! may 2008 be a better year for all of us….and meich’s madness will somehow take a higher level lasts for another 86 reasons.

@wsg: Aaw… Are you jealous and in need of my exclusive attention?

@oneechan: Why can’t I worship KFC? It’s such a cool thing! It’s Kame’s Fan Club! Finger lickin’ good! Wanna go eat KFC? Ne? Ne? Ne?

@YJ: No snow lah! Where got snow? And won’t you get fined for um…public indecency or something? @_@

meich: i think wsg feeling left out that you bleed too much over KT.
and if KFC ever flourish in business… probably you’ve been devotedly finger lickin’ all the way. and i bet you want more than just chickens

YJ: it’s nezumi…. Sohma Yuki *grin*

stev: that is one huge warning you got there…swt.

HAppy 2008 Everyone!! ^_^

@Meich: lmao no thx the attention rite now is adequate :p really i swear :p

@chao: i m surprised u are not joining her KFC club

Yungjie the time traveller O_o

Chao : ah cool, now I understand, but I never watch Fruit Basket anyway XD. But, I am anticipating this anime called “Wolf And Spice”

http://www.spicy-wolf.com/

I played too much Okami so I will like this one.

wsg : how many babies you received today ? XD

is wsg feeling deprived from his master’s attention that he’s sounding so sulky about it?

kesian…..ahahahaha

goddamnit i cant log into msn and all yahoo services!!!

Happy CNY!!!

damn… i m too early :-/

stev: just say it. wsg should be man enough to take it! oh wait… or was it that determined he’s gay?

no idea what happened to the internet connection. but all’s good today. thank goodness.

meich: i think your manslave needs your attention for the time being. jealousy aint healthy, ya know

wsg: hoi… let me revere the last one month as a pig. dont give way to the rats so soon.

@stev: NEVAR!!! NEVAR WILL KAT-TUN BE REPLACE!! And anyway, Okada is 28! He’s older than me!! But oh-so-fine! (*__*)

@wsg: Sorry sweetie. I’m kinda busy right now with my pretty boys. You toodle along and play with stev, OK? You can use my equipment in the basement. But no touching the diamond-studded whip, you hear me?

@chao: Jealousy is always a good thing CHINESE NEW YEAR!! TONG-TONG-TONG-CHIANG!

@YJ: Are there wolf boys?

KAT-TUN Love Reason #18:
Kame-chan represented Japan in the Baseball World Championship in his younger days! Hot, sexy and athletic. What more could I ask for? (*___*)

KAT-TUN Love Reason #19:
Kame-chan does a seriously good impression of Donald Duck and the frog in ‘Spirited Away’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4m5cXZXRQ

KAT-TUN Love Reason #20:
KoKame LOVE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g9JdAEDHzM

Translation:
Kame: The first thing that Ueda said was “Haha!”
Koki: No no… he spoke before that!
Kame walks over to Tat-chan
Maru: Oi oi! Were you listening to what we’ve been saying the whole night?
Koki: He spoke when we talked about cartoon KAT-TUN, right?
Maru: Yeah, he did!
Kame draped his arm over Tat-chan’s shoulder
Ueda aka Tat-chan: You…am I so easily ignored by…
Koki steps in and forcefully breaks them apart
Kame: He’s not a rival for you to be jealous over! [XDDDDDD *dies*]
Everyone: Hahahaha
Maru: Did you see that just now? His facial expression was like, “Kame is mine!” [XDDDD *revives just to die again*]
Jin: F*cking baldy! [aaawww JinJin, are you jealous Koki's all over your Kazu? XDDD]
SO MUCH WIN!!

KAT-TUN Love Reason #21:
My boy is so good at backflips!! Then he promptly gives me a heart attack by flipping himself off a stage that is over 2meters high. Jin rushed over faster than anyone has seen him run in his life over to Kame (lying half-dead on the floor) but that video was not uploaded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoKF85BUno

KAT-TUN Love Reason #22:
After he gets a painkiller injection, he gets right back up on stage to continue with the show, limping and all. DAMN YOU, JOHNNY-SAN!! Oh, and that’s JinJin supporting him all the way (*__*)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBoCMZvPOQ

STEV!! STOP MODERATING MY COMMENTS!!

meich: stev did? hmm.. cant tell though. id like to know whats the original text.

i love my dell… whee~~~

Hmm…not sure..

meich : only at Fchan.net XD

why cant we ever have such great ideas and brains like japanese when it comes to gameshows???

pacman: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RIYVNr36B08&feature=related

dizzy boxing: http://youtube.com/watch?v=e8qn-zoVCZc&feature=related

goalie bugs: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0i848rPB5vQ&feature=related

nuts (no more future lineage!): http://youtube.com/watch?v=UlAkOhH9eek&feature=related

and what’s with the “cannot laugh” types??

@stev: Hey i will be back on the 6th morning!!! We go makan tao k? :p DONT U DARE GO TAO BEFORE I GET BACK!!! >:)